Traffic Advisory: The bars are closing in the Tonawandas and the great migration of humanity is moving from the City of North Tonawanda to the City of Tonawanda. At this time, there are people stumbling and puking on themselves throughout the City of Tonawanda business area. Use caution if driving, because most of these individuals have the reaction process of a rebid chipmunk, where as they may dart to the left then stumble to the right, fall down then puke. GO WARRIORS!
Apparently, a local taco place is packed and as a customer left the store, whom is obviously, just a stone sober patron tripped twice while entering the driver's side of a car and drove away. Amazing.
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